fuck the world, don't ask me for shit

FAT GIRLS LISTEN UP

stop belting below your boobs. it's not flattering. i thought this trend was dead but i've been seeing girls doing it again and i just want to grab them and shake them and lead them over to a mirror and show them the row bulging under the belt and tell them why THIS IS NOT OKAY

...or did you just make that up?

i had a great night - a homosexual reunion of sorts featuring lily (lol), bryce, ronald, henry, michael, and david. it just reminded me that during school breaks i hang out with so many gay men. AND I LUV IT

i just looked inside of jessica stam's make-up bag

remember when marc jacobs was this weird chubby nerdy gay who had a crackhead boyfriend who got MARC JACOBS tattooed on his forearm? i miss that. now marc jacobs is like every other stereotypical gay in the world - gym rat, tan, diamond-studded, salad-eating. fuck that.

speaking of gay, both ian and lily return to los angeles today anddd i'm stoked.

can't stop listening to

there goes my shirt, right over my head

max left for wisconsin this morning and while it sucks it's good news for people i know because i can start being a good friend again. exciting!

also really quickly: for some reason a.i.m. stays signed in for me lately so if you i.m. me and i don't respond, i'm not ignoring you (probably not, anyway).

a coupla lists

stuff i realized
$ i can't eat while watching jersey shore
$ max has too much techno on his computer
$ "joy and pain" by rob base & dj e-z rock is a really shitty song
$ the chef from chef's academy has an overwhelming french accent. it's like a joke
$ the copy for the ysl parisienne magazine ad is really gay
$ i miss being wine drunk

things i am tired of
$ being the middle man
$ 75 degree weather
$ watching shitty movies
$ bad internet connection
$ max being phoneless
$ no outlets available at coffee bean EVER

i just remembered! tonight i'm going to the holiday party for the physics lab where max works. i foresee lots of dicks on the dance floor

merry christmas from phillip lim to me

my entire life in four lines

Lots of people who no longer love each other
Keep on loving me
& I

I make myself rarely available.

Philip Whalen, "Something Nice About Myself"

wait i just remembered that this guy invited me to a stiff little fingers concert in tenth grade

random

automatic supersonic

three things to start off with:
$ max and reggie got the apartment and i'm there RIGHT NOW
$ i got ysl parisienne and i cannot stop smelling my wrist goddamn
$ i pretty much had 7-up and sour punch straws for breakfast

um anyway right now i'm listening to lazer sword's blapfuture megamixes, sitting on the floor being really hungry, and waiting for liana, ben, and marina to come over so they can drop acid or something. i don't know where reggie went and max gets off work in an hour and i really love this shirt:

aw

a supermarket in california

sour punch straws have become a big part of my diet over the past couple of weeks - fuck, one of the few parts of my diet. the london food pyramid is like this: cigarettes on the bottom, then sour punch straws, then fruit juice, then at the top are poke-in-the-eyes (a piece of bread with a hole cut out of the center and replaced with an egg and cooked in a pan; max makes it for breakfast sometimes). oh fuckkk i just remembered that i wanted to go to yoga today. goddamn it. even though i've (accidentally) been treating my body like a refuse bin lately i still kinda care.

tomorrow max and reggie find out if they got the apartment. i'm so excited that i went to ross a few hours ago. prior to this trip, i hated ross. half of their inventory always seems to be on the floor and having to wade through a sea of drooling, spinning children is not my thing, either. however, they have cheap shit, so i decided to suck it up and go to one recently opened near my house. it was awesome! i stuck to the housewares section so i didn't have to deal with piles of tank tops or kids. the stuff ross carries is incredible - thirty drinking glasses for $14.99! 16-piece dinner set for $15.99! high school musical comforters! woks! ceramic pears! betty boop soap dispensers! ED HARDY WINE GLASSES! they also had some candy but food at bargain stores freak me out.

every time i come to my blog i check out the counter at the bottom and the number always surprises me. who the fuck reads this? i've got ghost followers, i guess. say somethinggg!

okay phillip lim is speaking at lacma tomorrow (thx mara) and i want to get to bed early so i can have time to think about my outfit a little more and, um, not be late. impossible. a tiny list before i go:

gotta buy
$ replacement black leggings
$ ysl parisienne eau de parfum
$ virgin coconut oil