05 November 2009

he also asked me if i wanted to help him sell electronics

yesterday i met an iranian jew from new york - accompanied by the cutest, most obedient dog - who believed that he was being possessed by a female alien. when asked why he thought she was female, he responded, "because she never stops talking!" burn.

also i was so tempted to ask if he lived in queens. racial profiling?

WAIT AND ALSO he asked if i knew "the secret of persian girls." what

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